just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”
LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER
YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.
I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.
I wanna see Indian wizardry schools
Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines
Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages
American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem
Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years
GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!
Injustice: Year Two - “Chapter 13”
written by Tom Taylor
art by Bruno Redondo
That’s incredibly sad…
Holy shit, Harley…
Yet another great moment of showing that Harley Quinn is, quite possibly, the saddest victims of The Joker.
1: HOLY SHIT.
2: Harley, never EVER let the Joker find out about her. NEVER.
[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
2pac might be alive! It is reported this man (resembling 2pac quite a bit) was first seen at the BET awards, and then at an NBA game. This eye-opening article points out many reasons why there are flaws in the final days of 2pac, pointing to him still being alive. To add to this conspiracy, a new album leaked from an artist known as “kasinova tha don” which many are claiming is new 2pac material. It includes lines such as “Twitter peeps increase the crime-rate, computer kills…faking this gangster shit online, nigga just keep it real” and “Trayvon, I know you’re smiling while you sit in heaven…just wanna let you know your death became a greater lesson” just to name a few. Though you can debate who that is rapping, you can’t deny it’s a powerful message.
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!
YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!
Let’s go home.
Cleaning my room be like
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again
want some lemons?